Alpha Male

The ALPHA MALE T-Shirt 🦄🌈

Looking for the perfect gift for your macho man who thinks he’s the king of the jungle… but actually cries when the Wi-Fi drops? Look no further. This shirt is the ultimate power move: fluffy kittens, sparkly unicorns and rainbows brighter than his gym mirror selfies.

Sure, he says he doesn’t like surprises… but deep down you know he’s been waiting his whole life to be called a pussy in rhinestone lettering. It’s romantic. It’s ironic. It’s everything.

🎁 Ideal for birthdays, anniversaries, or just that Tuesday when he’s acting “too hard.” Slip this into his wardrobe and watch him wrestle with the fact that you’ve found the most accurate representation of his personality.

👉 Grab one today and remind your man: real strength is measured in purrs per minute.