Warning: this shirt may cause uncontrollable strumming, spontaneous jam sessions, and people leaning in to ask, “Wait… did that say acoustic or…?” Either way, it’s guaranteed to strike a chord.
Loud, proud, and overloaded with cosmic energy, the Severely Acoustic Tee is for anyone who takes their wood seriously. Perfect for gigs, awkward first dates, or family gatherings where you’d rather be tuning up than making small talk.
Wear it and let the world know: you don’t just play acoustic… you’re severely acoustic.
